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来源:言客英语 发布之间:2018-09-06


01

中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮?

Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?


微信朋友圈WeChat Moments


02

请给出一句很有内涵的诗句

Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.


一懒众衫小Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.


03

如何理解“穷不是一种状态”?

What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?


穷是一种常态It's the common situation.


04

问世上不会游泳的动物是?

What animals on earth can not swim?


媳妇和妈Your wife and your mother.


05

如果被车撞飞10米远,爬起来之后说什么最帅?

What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?


下一辆Next!


06

妈,我是你的什么?

Mother, what am I to you?


妈的智障My karma.


07

为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢?

What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?


知道你过得不好我也就放心了

Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.


08

为什么打群架的时候普遍会脱掉上衣?

Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?


假如脱掉裤子的话

总觉得有哪里不对,气氛怪怪的

Because it would be weird to take off your pants.


09

怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑?

How should I respond to 'You can you up'?


我评论个鸡蛋不好吃,还得自己下个蛋啊?

So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?


10

如何一个月减肥40斤?

By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?


截肢Amputation.


11

怎样含蓄地表达「我已经被收买了」

How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?


我说句公道话……

Let me say this impartially...


12

为什么你长痘痘?

Why do you have pimples?


因为我可爱得冒泡

Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.


13

打雷的时候关窗户有用吗?

Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?


没用的,我试过了

关了窗雷一样在打

No, it won't. I've tried.

It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.


14

你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件?

What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?


20道完形填空,全错

Done a cloze test of 20 questions

with 0 answer right.


15

妹子还书的时候夹了一张面巾纸,什么意思?

What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?


说明你对人家有意思

This means you are paying extra attention to her.


16

两千元人民币,想出国穷游

可以去哪些国家?

To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?


秦鲁齐蜀韩郑魏楚赵燕吴等等...

For example,

all the ancient countries that used to be China.


17

想养一只鹦鹉

教它说一些什么话好?

I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?


救命,我被变成鹦鹉了!

Help!

They've turned me into a parrot!


18

呆萌和脑残的界限是?

What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?


和the and


19

为什么女生有体香,而男生没有?

Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?


化妆品腌入味了

The makeup is fermenting.


20

男生说什么话

女生会觉得很大气?

What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?


买I'll pay.